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Ok, here are the “mascots” for the 2012 London Olympics:

Why do the national Olympic committees do this? These “mascots” continue to get weirder and weirder. So what’s the deal? Do they think, “Let’s get the creepyist designs you’ve ever seen — you know, something guaranteed to make little children wake up screaming in the middle of the night.”?

Ok. Hear this future national Olympic committees: we’ve had enough. We don’t want any more of these freaky mascotty thingys. Ever. No more “mascots” for the Olympics. We hate them. They are unnecessary and stupid and they give us the willies.

So. Quit. Stop it.

And if you don’t, we promise to hunt you down, lock you in a room, tie you to a chair, tape your eyes open, and force you to watch an endless loop of “Teletubbie” videos until you give us lots of money.

or something like that . . . .

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