Over the past fifty years or so with the development of remote control exploration vehicles and equipment that is able to take pictures and unheard of depths in the ocean, we’ve been finding all sorts of creatures that we never knew existed. Amazing, crazy-wild, hilarious creatures who’ve existed for thousands of years without any eye seeing them except God’s. For all this time, the sole purpose of their existence, apparently, was to make God laugh.
They are scary, ugly, funny, strange, and sometimes look like one of your relatives. I want to post some pictures of a few of them. So here’s the first one: Meet Mr. “I look like a floating transparent skull with a little pea for a brain.”
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Now, imagine that you’re looking at him in an aquarium and he can communicate with you. What would he say? I’ll go first. He says, speaking in Dracula voice: “Gut evening. You like my skull? You like seeing my little pea brain? You think I am stupid, dat I can’t think with my little brain? But I am thinking about you. You scared now, yes?”
ok, your turn.
I think it looks like a grim, hair-netted cafeteria worker with very short arms. Here’s what she’s saying:
“I know what the sign says, but we’re out of corn. We got beets or creamed leeks. Pick one.”