Johnny, wait. do you mean that Doug Van Pelt is the model for “Jesus” — i.e. Doug looks like that? “Jesus” looks like someone I knew back in college during the height of the “Jesus People” craze — very high icky factor if you catch my drift.
I think the truck driver would be freaked to have some guy wearing his bead sheet reach forward from the back seet and grab him buy the shoulders. Oh yeah, and we all know that Jesus isn’t with insurance salesmen.