Ok, in our continual effort to keep you up to date on current events, here’s the latest from the camp of Harold Camping:
“WE CAN KNOW from the Bible alone that the date of the rapture of believers will take place on May 21, 2011 and that God will destroy this world on October 21, 2011.”
Right. But since Jesus has said that “NO MAN knows the day or the hour” of the end, here’s what WE CAN REALLY KNOW: The rapture WILL NOT take place on May 21, 2011 AND the world WILL NOT be destroyed on October 21, 2011.
So, here’s my offer to all the followers of Harold Camping: I’ll buy from you (at .0001 on the dollar) all houses, lands, new (or “like new”) electronics, 2011 Alabama football tickets, luxury cars (if they’re in mint condition), all extremely valuable paintings, jewelry, and antiques — along with an option on anything else that you own — I’ll even agree not to take possession of anything until May 22, 2011, to allow you full usage of your stuff until Rapture Day. Some deal, huh?
So, whaddaya say, boys? You can’t lose on this. Do you really believe WE CAN KNOW or not? Lookin’ forward to hearing from y’all.
[and if I get no offers, I'm telling Harold that he's being followed by a bunch of hypocrites]