Did you hear? They’ve finally found the missing link! Balloons and cupcakes for everybody! The picture above is it. Yep. Believe it or not. That’s her. Ida. The 97% complete lemur monkey skeleton. They say she’s 47 million years old but, really, I don’t think she looks a day over 23 million. Remarkable. The 8th wonder of the world! Finally! We can now move the theory of evolution into the “absolute sure thang” column.
What a relief. Pardon me while I catch my breath.
Come on Steve, don’t sugar coat it, tell us what you really think!
I can remember several years ago when we still lived in Illinois I saw a photo in a newspaper of a man holding what he claimed was the “world’s oldest rock.” There was no real explanation of just how he knew that, but he was some sort of “scientist” so I guess we were all supposed to take his word for it. I often wondered just how he knew it was the world’s oldest rock–was he there when it was formed? Did some other scientist–so called–tell him it was or what? Maybe it was one of those “leaps of faith” that the scientists accuse Christians of practicing. Im sure that by now this particular rock is sitting in some museum somewhere with a label on it telling all and sundry that “this is the world’s oldest rock.” But I guess until they tell me exactly how they know that I probably won’t believe it.
Al Benson
This is not news. We have here in the good old USA an entire building full of missing links…we call it Congress.
Oh! SNAP!
Joseph, I wish the lot of them *would* go missing. We’d be a lot better off!