from The Writer’s Almanac:
Archive for June, 2008
Happy anniversary to Gone with the Wind
Posted in books, Margaret Mitchell on June 30, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Yeah, this too
Posted in movies, Pixar on June 27, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Oh and one more thing, the headmaster of our school (Ed Lang) sent out a link to an interview with Andrew Stanton from Pixar films about their latest hit: WALL-E. Then Jon Barlow pointed to the review of the movie by the New York Times.
Right now, Pixar is doing it.
Wowsers with jeepers on top
Posted in Federal Vision, I can denounce more people than you can, Presbyterians gone wild on June 26, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Well, I was going to say something about the action of the Reformed Presbyterian Church of North America in DECLARING their opposition to all things generally related to the Federal Vision and the New Perspective, but our internet service went out and has been out for the last two days. So now I can just refer everyone to Doug Wilson’s comments and to those of David Field which are much more polite and sensible than mine were going to be anyway. So we’re all better off thanks again to God’s wise and happy providence.
Now I can be done with only one line: This is undoubtedly one of the silliest things I have ever seen done by a denomination. Ever.
incredible.
Sadler on 1 Corinthians 12:12-13
Posted in 1 Corinthians, Baptism, ecclesiology, The Church on June 21, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
v. 12 “For as the body is one, and hath many members, and all the members of that one body, being many, are one body: so also is Christ”
“The connection between the last verse [v. 11] and this one is this: The formation of the Church and its inherence in Christ as the Body of which He is the Head, is the work of the Holy Spirit, Who, when He baptizes any one into Christ, assigns to him a position in the mystical body as one of its members, and afterwards endows him with the grace by which he will be enabled to fulfill his function, as a member of that body.
Thus, it is in the Body of Christ, i.e., His Church, as it is in the natural human body. The body is one, and yet this very oneness of the human body postulates a variety of members, and the multiplicity of members does not imply a multiplicity of separate organisms or bodies, but one organism only, and as it is with our human mortal bodies, so it is with Christ as the Head of His Body, the Church, with which He is one, so that instead of the Apostle saying the Body of Christ, he actually says “Christ,” Christ and His Body in the Apostle’s eyes forming, as it were, one Personality.
v. 13 “For by one Spirit are we all baptized into one body”
This means that by the operation of the Spirit in Holy Baptism we are all baptized into, that is, are all made members of, the One Mystical Body. It may be well to consider for a moment the question, Does this refer to the visible Sacrament whereby we are made members of Christ, or does it refer to an invisible baptism by the Spirit, altogether distinct form the outward sacrament, and very seldom simultaneous with it? Now it may be sufficient to answer that the Holy Apostle knows nothing of such a baptism introducing us into an inner body or church apart from the outer. On the contrary, such an idea neutralizes the greater part of his teaching, which is, that all the professing members of the Church should consider themselves as having a real connection with Christ. There is but one Church from his point of view, an outward visible body endowed all of with invisible graces and powers: so that each baptized person, instead of doubting that his baptism brought him into connection with Christ, should have no manner of doubt about it, but be assured that if he does not live as a member of Christ so much the worse for him, and that if he does realize his union with Christ so much the more power has he against sin and on the side of holiness.”
(M. F. Sadler, The First and Second Epistle to the Corinthians, pp. 205-206)
To whom it may concern:
Posted in dog poop, dogs, poop on June 20, 2008 | 9 Comments »
Dear unknown Dog Owner:
Just a note to express my astonishment over your dog’s regularity. Really, it’s extraordinary — you must let us know of your presence someday so that we can come out and meet him. And speaking of meeting, do you continue to remain anonymous or will we ever meet? (What time do you come around anyway?) I think I must have seen you from a distance once when your dog was looking for a place to dump (I came along and you dragged him away — so I guess your rule is “no dumping if anybody in the neighborhood is a witness”).
It would be nice to meet you someday. Then I could introduce you to my children who have ruined their shoes and clothes thanks to your dog. I could also tell you some of the stories about how difficult and expensive it sometimes is to clean up behind you. I am always surprised that you don’t feel compelled to leave a note of sympathy behind (you know, something like, “Sorry, my dog pooped on your yard again — and he did it in a place you’ll never notice until you step in it, but hey, that’s what unsuspecting neighbors are for, right? I mean, you can’t really expect me to let him do THAT in my yard can you? Thanks for understanding, etc.”)
May I assume that since you allow your dog to do his business in our yard, you won’t mind if I leave a bag or two of our garbage in yours? (I promise it will neither smell as bad nor will it ruin your shoes, but that’s the closest I can come to reciprocating since I don’t have a dog myself). Maybe I can let it sit in the sun for a while before I drop it off just so you can experience at least something close to what we enjoy after one of your visits. Really. It’s no trouble, give us a call, we’ll try to work something out.
Sincerely,
your friendly neighbor who provides a dumping ground for your dog
Tired of me
Posted in General on June 20, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Am I the only one who thinks Duane has been just a tad SLACK about posting on this blog????
I don’t think so.
Solution: email and harrass.
begin.
Up and down
Posted in art, Escher on June 17, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Today is the birthday of the famous graphic artist, M. C. Escher. Escher’s popular work (his “impossible structures”) has always been amazing to me but I never knew of his other works (especially those of his “Italian period”). Nice. Escher is said to have remarked, “Are you really sure that a floor can’t also be a ceiling?” Happy Birthday M. C. 
p.s. check out “the puddle”
Billions and billions . . . and billions
Posted in billions, dough and more dough, lotta clams, trillions on June 12, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I received a note on how much a billion is and it got me started. I wondered what the Federal budget is for this year — and, after some searching, I found it (it’s approximately $3.1 trillion for fiscal year 2009). Now, wondered I, just how much is that? I got my calculator out but it didn’t do trillions (heck, it didn’t even do billions!) so I had to use the calculator on the computer, but I believe the following figures are pretty close to accurate. In order to spend 3.1 trillion dollars in one year you’d have to spend:
$258,916,666,667 per month (almost $259 billion per month)
$64,729,166,667 per week ($64.7 billion per week) . . . or
$9,247,023,809 every day (that’s a cool 9.2 billion per day). But that’s still too big for me to comprehend. Break it down further:
$385,292,658 per hour (that’s 385.3 million dollars per hour). More? ok:
$6,421,544 per minute ($6.4 million per minute) or $107,025 per second (every second of every minute of every hour of every day of every week of every month for the next twelve months)
and right now, I can’t think of a single thing to say about this,
. . . . except, “Wow, that’s a lot of money!”
. . . but that would rank as a breathing-through-the-mouth level of dumb on the comment scale, so I’ll refrain.
Well, whatcha know.
Posted in PCA, Sacraments on June 11, 2008 | 1 Comment »
No. Don’t tell me this.
Posted in makes me cold to think about it, Moscow, snow in the wrong season on June 10, 2008 | 2 Comments »
So it’s 85 degrees and sunny here in beautiful downtown Monroe and my daughter-in-law writes to tell me that it’s snowing [SNOWING!!!!] in Moscow, Idaho.
which is so . . . . so . . . . . . . so . . . . . . wrong.
And people wonder why Southerners don’t trust the North.
Because we care
Posted in Dispensationalism, plain ole sensationalism, send me a letta on June 5, 2008 | 2 Comments »
This is very thoughtful, no?
