This whole site is pretty creepy. But the clown drove my “creepometer” into the red.
a clown? I’ll have nightmares for a week.
May 30, 2008 by Steve
This whole site is pretty creepy. But the clown drove my “creepometer” into the red.
a clown? I’ll have nightmares for a week.
We’ve, um, enjoyed that site for years. Here’s a fun fact: “Jesus” is Doug Van Pelt of HM Magazine. His Dad is the artist. At my band’s forum we add captions to the pictures. It’s hysterical.
Johnny, wait. do you mean that Doug Van Pelt is the model for “Jesus” — i.e. Doug looks like that? “Jesus” looks like someone I knew back in college during the height of the “Jesus People” craze — very high icky factor if you catch my drift.
Doug is the model, but he doesn’t have the Travis Tritt look.
Part of me wants to commend Van Pelt for his sincere efforts. But the rest of me is preoccupied with a full body shiver.
Did you see “dental assistant”?
As if getting my teeth cleaned isn’t dreadful enough.
And who would want that fellow with the shaggy coif and serious split ends guiding their barber’s hands?
Reminds me of the “Burger King”.
I think the truck driver would be freaked to have some guy wearing his bead sheet reach forward from the back seet and grab him buy the shoulders. Oh yeah, and we all know that Jesus isn’t with insurance salesmen.