It seems like all my wife and I are doing these days is putting a bottle in my infant son’s mouth and then minutes later cleaning up the other end. Wash, rinse, repeat.
The other day I asked my dear wife if it wouldn’t be much more efficient for us to simply put the formula directly into the diaper, you know, to cut out the middle man.
She stared at me in that special way that lets me know she’s laughing on the inside.
I used to tell Heidi that we should just leave the baby in the bathtub naked. Saves on diapers, quick rinse.
The ghost of Amber Bach is rattling his chains…
