Anyone who complains about the itty-bitty bit of wine you get in the standard plastic communion cup has never spilled it all over their pants.
Jonah’s predicament comes down to this – which end of the whale was he going to come out?
Some words sound so much better than they actually are. Like supervision. Or food pyramid.
As to the first: that asinine, crazy, goofy, little, plastic communion cup probably caused the spill in the first place.
I take back my last comment. You are in fine comedic form!
The little plastic cups, for what it’s worth, hold about twice as much as the little glass cups…a fact I discovered at out annual worship-at-the-beach event when one bottle of wine was not enough to fill as many of the plastic cups as half a bottle usually fills of the glass ones.